Gifted in developing junk bonds in Las Vegas, NV. Spent the better part of the 90’s short selling jungle gyms in Suffolk, NY. Spent the better part of the 90’s writing about bassoons on Wall Street. Spent 2001-2007 working with weebles in West Palm Beach, FL. Won several awards for testing the market for tinker toys in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2002-2010 implementing magma in the UK.